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Where were you between five and six?

Judge: Where were you between five and six?
Defendant:  In kindergarten!

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Contempt of court OR perjury.

Judge to lawyer – `Do you think we judges are all idiots
sitting here?’

Lawyer is silent.

Judge asked him – why are you not replying?

Lawyer – `I do not know what to say.

If I say YES it will be contempt of court, if I say NO it will be
perjury.

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