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बीवी को लाइन पर लाने के लिए क्या करें?

करना क्या है, दूसरी औरतों की जमकर तारीफ करो।
अभिनव, दिल्ली।

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Categories: Hindi

लड़कियां लक्ष्मी हैं तो लड़के क्या हैं

लड़कियां लक्ष्मी हैं ही नहीं। क्योंकि लक्ष्मी जहां होती है वहां पैसा रुकता है, पर लड़कियां तो सब उड़ा देती हैं!!!

हनी, मुंबई

Categories: Hindi

Definition of a Victim!!!

Trainee Victim ( During marriage)
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(After 498a complaint)
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Probationary Victim
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(After FIR is registered )
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Confirmed Victim
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( after trail of 2 years )
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Senior Victim
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Head of Victims( HOV )
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Chief Victim Officer ( CVO)
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(After all cases close )
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Victim Emeritus // Honorary Victim

Categories: Divorce, Husband-Wife

Best Divorce Letter!!!

Dear hubby,


I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your
games. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Wife
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Wife,


Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my games so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk dress: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as
Carla(woman)………I hope that’s not a problem……

Categories: Divorce, Husband-Wife

पति का बॉस

पत्नी : आप घर जल्दी कैसे आ गए ?
पति : आज मेरा बॉस मुझ पर गुस्सा होकर चिल्लाया , गो टू हेल तो मैं सीधा घर आ गया।

Categories: Hindi

बीबी के हाथ का खाना

डिनर के लिए बैठे पति ने पत्नी से पूछा : यह जो सब्जी तुमने बनाई है , उसका नाम क्या है ?
पत्नी : क्यों पूछ रहे हो ?
पति : क्योंकि अस्पताल में मुझसे पूछा तो जाएगा कि मैंने क्या खाया था।

Categories: Hindi

पति से लड़ाई

शादी के दूसरे दिन बेटी अपनी मां से : मेरी उनसे लड़ाई हो गई।
मां : शादी के बाद झगड़े तो होते ही रहते हैं , फिक्र मत करो।
बेटी : वह ठीक है पर अब लाश का क्या करूं ?

Categories: Hindi