Where were you between five and six?
June 27, 2010
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Judge: Where were you between five and six?
Defendant: In kindergarten!
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Contempt of court OR perjury.
Judge to lawyer – `Do you think we judges are all idiots
sitting here?’
Lawyer is silent.
Judge asked him – why are you not replying?
Lawyer – `I do not know what to say.
If I say YES it will be contempt of court, if I say NO it will be
perjury.
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